The article might be a bit brutal, but I’m sure you can agree that I’m being fair on both.
Let’s face it, Cheryl Cole should have left hubby Ashley when he was found with Jermaine Pennant’s mobile phone up his arse. She didn’t, she persevered with him and tried to work it out because he was a famous footballer with a lot of money, and she was a pop-star in a talentless band going nowhere, and she needed the publicity to break free.
Cheryl is no angel. She’s worked her way through half the Newcastle team of a few years back. She wasn’t with Ashley at the time, but she was always working towards getting herself a footballer. Ashley wasn’t first choice to be fair, but they looked happy together.
Ashley was dumped via a text message. Priceless. Cheryl is now fucking her dance partner. Even better. Ashley probably receives a lot of abuse up and down the country on his travels with Chelsea, but oooooh how that abuse is going to heat up now. It’s a beautiful time to be anti-Chelse and anti-Ashley.
I don’t actually know where I’m going with this article. I just hate Ashley and Cheryl. Please feel free to abuse the little shit.
14 Comments
February 23, 2010 at 11:48 pm
She’s not screwing her dance partner. I’ve never seen a more obviously gay man in my life. She obviously likes the gay look though.
February 23, 2010 at 11:52 pm
I heard she’s fucking Almunia and Walcott.
February 24, 2010 at 1:44 am
It just sells newspapers, thats all…
February 24, 2010 at 2:10 am
If she really wants revenge she should fuck John Terry
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February 24, 2010 at 2:38 am
Men that good for that punk! I can’t wait to see how that will begin to affect cheksi moralle!
February 24, 2010 at 6:33 am
Hey she is fucking me
February 24, 2010 at 7:44 am
She’s just left my bed. Man she’s got some suction on her.
February 24, 2010 at 1:32 pm
I’m just looking forward to when the x-rated homemade videos & pics of mrs cole are mysteriously leaked on the Internet once the divorce is finalised!!!
February 24, 2010 at 3:52 pm
I dont hate Ash!! He should never have left us. But with the number of accomplished players who have been made to leave in one way or the other to balance the book, who is to say that he would not have gone even wihout the motoeway fiasco.
Cheryl can now stand on her two feet with all the money coming in. She is a user.
February 24, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Ooh Ashley Cole, he’s a fucking arsehole, he’s a fucking arsehole, he’s a fucking arsehole!!!!
February 24, 2010 at 6:56 pm
Could care less about his wife, but anything bad that happens to that lowlife Ash-ole is a day to fell good inside.
February 24, 2010 at 6:58 pm
I am sure that he’s really sorry. ha-ha. Leaving Arsenal was a good move for him in every respect (more money and more trophies) it is just the way he went about it, saying that Arsenal had hung him out to dry, when all the time he was secretly plotting a move. Everyone now knows that he’s a snide little shit.
February 26, 2010 at 3:56 am
Wake up and smell the coffee.
Cheryl Cole is into girls. Her husband is into men.
For convenience they marry to give the illusion of being hetro. Like Tom Cruise, John Travolta, etc.
Robbie Williams only dates closet-lesbians, like Nicole Kidman (adopting kids with her husband Tom Cruise before the divorce), Geri Halliwell who had a baby using a sperm bank, Daryl Hannah, etc.
Loads of them are at it.
February 26, 2010 at 3:59 am
@stantheman “(more money and more trophies)”
He won more trophies at Arsenal than what he has at the Bridge.
He earns 5 grand more than what Arsenal offered him.