ARSENAL TO SIGN FRENCH STAR. EVEN BETTER NEWS, BENTLEY GETS CHINNED

According to The Telegraph, Arsenal are on the verge of signing young St Etienne midfielder Blaise Matuidi for a fee of £2.5m.

I’ve not really seen much of Matuidi if I’m totally honest, but at this stage I’ll be over the moon with us getting a defensive midfielder in. He can’t be worse than Denilson. Song is too inconsistent. Diaby is not a footballer, but he could make a few quid offering rides around the Spanish coast. Get him out now Wenger.

In the same article, The Telegraph are also reporting that Newcastle defender Sebastien Bassong has sent a coma-and-get-me plea to Arsenal to sign him. How good can he be? I don’t remember anything of him at all and I watched a lot of Premiership games last season.

In other news, Arsenal favourite David Bentley has been chinned whilst dining with his pregnant wife in a restaurant in Hertfordshire. GOOD! You’re a prick Bentley, and you deserve to get chinned. I’m sure it was an Arsenal fan. That’s what you get when you kiss your new badge when you score against your old club. You have no respect for Arsenal because you weren’t good enough for us, so why should we give you respect. I’d like to chin to him. Actually, I’m prepared to take the rap for the bloke who did chin him. Bentley is a cock. Gets all mouthy in front of 60,000 fans knowing nothing is going to happen, but once he’s out in the real world he gets put in his place. You got owned Bentley.

Anyway, I’m off to chin my missus. Goodnight everyone.

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13 Responses to ARSENAL TO SIGN FRENCH STAR. EVEN BETTER NEWS, BENTLEY GETS CHINNED

  1. Armiyau adebayor ambi salami

    The weather in northern part of nigeria is cool.i jst woke spy on ma phone were i saw blaise.is good but arsenal shld bring flamini am his fan.kip moving.up a r s e n a l.

  2. Leroy

    At £2.5m he can’t be the big name player we’ve been hoping for. Could be one for future, but not what we need right now.

  3. Tommy P

    Please do take the rap for whoever punched Mr.Bentley.Maybe it would spare me the shit you write.

  4. boycie

    Tommy P is a gay name. Queer.

  5. Philip

    Boycie – get some therapy quick – seriously you have homophibic issue

  6. super cesc

    I read that sumanov is waiting for the champo league qualifiers in august to see how we preform. If he thinks Gazidis & co’s decision to hold of the funding is wrong, he will launch a takeover by trying to ‘aquire’ Lady Nina Bracewell-Smith’s shares.
    All the Usmanov haters need to wake up! Kroenke would just maintain the status quo while addint the 20th biggest sporting property (Arsenal) in the world to his portfolio.
    Usmanov has said he would change everything. Felipe Melo 21.5mil, ‘oh, let me just get some change out of my poket and…here you go!’
    This is what we need!
    Chelsea, Real Madrid, Man Utd and especially Man City have made this the sad fact of football.
    What good is cultivating talent when the only player wenger has raised from 16 to become truly world class is a certain Cesc Fabregas who is being courted with a move home.
    That’s what happens, we raise a player to captain from the age of 16, the rest fo the team isn’t bothered whether we win or not, so that player leaves, meaning wenger inserts another 16 year old in his postion, and the cycle starts again.
    I don’t think Usmanov should gift us a player or two now, as so many arsenal supporters have demanded of him.
    Why should he? It’d make Gazidis and Hill-Wood (biggest prick going) look brilliant even though they haven’t touched their surplus money or the fund for prescious ‘economic stability and self-sufficency!’
    Usmanov or Kroenke will own arsenal by December, i gotta feeling.
    That way, i don’t know if we will be active in August or the January transfer market.
    Come on guys, how many of you would get excited by seeing Arsenal bids for, Villa, Melo, Hangeland, Silva, Ribery, A. Santos, Xavi, Dzeko and even L. Messi.
    Not to mention getting rid of some of our waster, Diaby, Denilson, Bendtner, Djourou and putting oru kids back where they belong, revising for their upcoming GCSE’s!

  7. HPS

    What a bunch of wankers you all are!!!!!!!!

  8. bobbygee

    I like the word Chinned. It is so cool. Bobby Gee
    http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

  9. HPS, thanks for the comment. Very constructive.

  10. old bill

    i wish i was there to see bentley get smacked. that bloke is such a cock. he deserved everything he got.

    adebayor off to man city then boys? Chamakh in?

  11. Yes Bentley is also on my Hit list but i do not trust he deserved to be punched when he was with his pregnant wife… that part is sad but otherwise he well might have deserved it… i really hope Arsenal will show their metal this season.. love you Gunners

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  13. realistic tony

    bentley getting chinned is ok…but with his pregnant wife????cmon no tosspot is worth upsetting a pregnant woman!…..jeez lets get some perspective…

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